Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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