oh god the rape fog is back!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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