I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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