the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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