Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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