And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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