I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just high enough for therapy.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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