were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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