You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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