dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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