well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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