We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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