They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.