We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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