I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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