I'm really into asian looking animals
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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