he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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