There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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