I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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