It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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