ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
