Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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