she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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