I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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