Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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