I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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