oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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