Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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