Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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