We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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