rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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