Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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