i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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