talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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