Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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