Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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