You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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