She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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