...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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