you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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