If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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