ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
