your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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