You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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