what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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