Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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