why didn't you poke me back
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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