He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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