guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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