i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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