two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Randomize
