And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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