Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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