I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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