You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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