i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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