just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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