I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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